Technically “ballpersons”

You know that ball boys generally aren’t children, right?

The old “I’m not embarrassed, you’re embarrassed.”

If you have a pair of boots you bought 10 years ago and you replace them tomorrow under under the old unlimited warranty, would the replacement shoes fall under the new warranty or would they be grandfathered in to also have the unlimited warranty?

I interpreted it as him poking fun at the NBC commenters who kept saying his first name before every question they asked him.

At least it was yours and you returned it because it was malfunctioning. The people returning items they themselves bought from Goodwill is astonishing to me.

The Nassar case might have been further complicated, he said, by the fact that “there was a vigorous debate going on about whether this was a legitimate medical procedure.”

Or the fact that she called them ‘Bo Derek braids’

Who is Joy Villa and why does she keep getting invited to things?

You’re the most insufferable fan base because you feel compelled to post shit like this. You are not the underdog by any stretch of the imagination, you’re the fucking Cobra Kai of the NFL. No one likes you because you go out of your way to be unlikable.

The jax fumble recovery that they called down for the pats might have been the nail in the coffin. It would have been the game winning touchdown if they allowed it. 

Saving that header gif for the next misandry thread.

When I lived there the Ballston Mall wasn’t much more than a CVS and a Panera, so I agree that it doesn’t really deserve the “mall” designation.

“Gudeman wrote that he looked into the employee’s background and questioned him about a recent trip to Pakistan, according to the lawsuit.”

Oh man, I forgot about Byron Leftwich.

It is very typical Amy Sherman-Palladino: whip-smart women talking very quickly as they get themselves into and out of scrapes.

While I believed Liam Payne to be The Cute One of 1D, his solo music has been so generically boring. His few bits are the worst part of this song.

This was actually a thing at my school, though I don’t think they’ve done it in a few years. NPHC fraternities and sororities would pair up with IFC and Panhellenic fraternities and sororities and teach them a brief routine that they would perform together during homecoming.

And Kris’s mom sitting on an invisible box.