Alex skipping an entire semester because she had mono? Come on.

Does this mean after 4 seasons Gendry has finally gotten to wherever he was rowing?

11 in a row? Why did you do that and are you dead?

A little baby child in braces asked me if I had any cocaine at the last festival I went to, he was like 16 max.

The flip side of that coin is that attendance of festivals in and around major urban areas seem (to me) to skew younger. I’ve stopped going to Governor’s Ball because it’s been entirely overrun by high schoolers.

This is how we got him, swear.

“after his return to the U.S. in his normal state of health”

It’s the vocal fry.

This is superb.

Nothing to see here, folks!

“81 percent of [families attending Disney] are Evangelical Christians, and those going to Universal are 31 percent.”

So dude is smart enough to use olive oil to slip out of his monitoring anklet, but not smart enough to come up with a decent fake name after a year on the run? Ffs, at least drop the s and say your name is Jeff. Who in the history of anything has been named “Jeffs”?

Oh lordy

I watched The Hills pretty religiously back in the day, and I have no idea who that is.

That second gif is my new favorite

What’s this about Chris Pratt?

Adults get to ~3,000 lbs, so comparatively she’s still pretty small!

Above like 6'6, height and hotness are inversely correlated. Look at every NBA center (except Kevin Love).

Do they know what started the fire? Last I heard it might have been a refrigerator?

“Is it weird for you to watch a competitive game?” sounds like a dig at the NBA finals.