Someone get that Bella girl a glass of water because she is thirsty as hell

Crying now, thanks

I’m still in the “everyone is getting married” stage of life.

I would be afraid of rolling over and squishing them.

This is a thing that actually happens? Hard pass.

What’s cosleeping?

What are these 1993 standard def filters she’s using?

the irony being that cis-women are perfectly capable (and more likely) to invade someone else’s privacy in a locker room than a trans woman

I am so over all these horrible fucks failing upwards.

How does this protect me? Will there be a female cop in every bathroom ensuring compliance?

And then there’s this guy:

Still cheaper than NYC, sign me up

I saw the naked cowboy at LGA once. He was clothed but still wearing the Naked Cowboy hat, otherwise I would have never recognized him.

FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY, OKAY 2016?

Excellent detective skills

Is that a fake lip ring on Kim or another new make up trend I’ll never be able to master?

How can he be at fault if another driver turns immediately in front of him? The onus is on the driver turning through incoming traffic to make sure he has enough space and time to make the turn.

Nah, Teller had the right of way.

I wish the guy thought of something better to say than “why are you flying coach?” Wasted opportunity.