Which my mom hates watching because, “it hits a little too close to home.”

She reminds me of Gillian Flynn’s cool girl.

Jowlyjowlyjowl

She was scheana’s back up dancer?? In the ep where scheana looked like an 80s train wreck? Man I need to go back and rewatch the earlier seasons.

I forgot about that! Yes she is such a hypocrite! Especially because Scheana did something objectively worse to Stassi (spread around Stassi’s sex tape) than anything Lala did to Katie.

See, I’ve always thought Ariana was insufferable with the whole “I’m the smartest person I’ve ever met” and “I take sketch comedy very seriously.”

Do they still have the chocolate cheesecake in little plastic to go containers?

Love fazolis! For when Olive Garden isn’t quite shitty enough.

FAZOLIS! I haven’t seen one of those in years

I KNOW. This show makes me cycle through teams and forget why I liked or hated anyone in the first place.

The whole scene of the three of them ganging up on scheana saying she can’t talk to anyone Katie doesn’t approve of made my skin crawl. They’re so high school mean girl.

It’s easy to snark about this because it’s so plainly obvious to the people who read Jez, but look at the comparison in coverage between TrumpU’s $25m settlement and the Hamilton story. He keeps doing it because it works.

My favorite is the “Why would Hillary Clinton—who conceded the election to Donald Trump—want #Recount2016? You cannot be on-again, off-again about democracy.” Because 1) she didn’t want a recount and 2) Clinton is the only one helped by the possible outcome. Oh Jill, shine on you crazy diamond.

Ughhhhh how insufferable.

Ah the whole, “I’m not doing this for *you*, I’m doing it for the good of the American people!”

What exactly is the point of the recount then? An attention grab?

Also Jill Stein is on twitter blasting Hillary for joining the recount effort? As if this election wasn’t batshit stupid enough.

I was being sarcastic.

Based off of the twitter responses I’ve seen it’s not progressives who are making the claim.

Complaining about someone being “mean” is only for weak libtards that need safe spaces. Plus, if they can trump it up to racism they can prove that it’s really the left who has been racist all along.