Agree that she sounds great, disagree on the enunciation. She has a personal vendetta against the hard c/k.

Why was he supposed to release his Harvard transcripts?

Adriana Lima and Allesandra Ambrosio. They're Victoria's Secret models.

From the CBS article:

Okay, now I'm crying.

I'm not crying, someone's cutting onions.

Someone else down thread did some googling and apparently Jason is 18, which means he was born the year Clinton was impeached.

It's almost like he hasn't thought this through.

Voting for Trump on the assumption he’s going to be impeached? Alright.

I'm always here for a good Hocus Pocus reference.

+1

I’m glad the creepy trump son finally realized “Sloppy Patrick Bateman” was not a good look.

Iman Shumpert and Teyana Taylor. I can see the resemblance, though.

I can’t get behind the ankle length suit pants. It looks like your tailor hates you.

Same. If you wrote the instructions well enough that she could make the sandwich, you got to keep it and eat it in class.

Source? I've been googling and all I can find is co-composers.

The only people with enough free time to tweet that many times a day are college kids on summer break

I know CBS Colbert isn’t the same as Comedy Central Colbert, but that whole interaction was toothless. Makes me miss Colbert Report.