W. did not usher in the revolution when people refused to vote for Gore. Why do people keep insisting that this election would somehow be any different?

I doubt Palin even realizes Ivanka is Jewish.

Not even just the men’s single bathrooms. Once, after a night of drinking, I walked into the wrong bathroom at IHOP. Didn’t notice my mistake until I left the stall to wash my hands and there was a guy standing at the urinal.

Is it just me or has there been a marked increase in fuckery this week? Do we need to get all of our hatefulness out before Jesus rises or something?

If you don’t want people to see what wedding dress you picked, don’t go on a show whose specific purpose is to broadcast the wedding dress you picked.

But she was just promoted to the head of the D.E.O.!

How is Taylor Swift equivalent to a disaster that kills 1 million people?

Really? I feel like there’s a big difference between being a cloying, mediocre pop star and a racist, sexist, Islamophobic old man vying for the highest position of power in the country.

VS model

If you can only communicate through grunts and moans, I have a feeling you probably can’t really ask for (or consent to) sexy times.

I’m delusional for saying 99% of my coworkers are bored bureaucrats wasting time online? Alright.

Work for the government, can confirm.

The one with her in the sunglasses makes me feel second-hand discomfort. How do you function with a belly that big?

ABC also did The Great Holiday Baking Show this last year, with Americans, if you’re looking for more shows to fill the void until the next seasons come out. Not quite as charming as the original but it still has Mary Berry which is the main reason I watch.

I’d never really thought about it but it’s exactly right.

I agree that some of it is justified. But her telling Rachel (?) point-blank that she thought Rachel wasn’t a very good comic was some mean girl shit.

Also, his music video is awful:

Thisssss. James is disgusting and he makes everyone around him worse by association.

Ariana “I’m the smartest person I’ve ever met” Madix is the voice of reason? PUH-SHAW.