Mullet side-view, for full effect.

Zendaya is wearing a mullet. I’m very confused on how I feel about it.

This is a joke, right? No fast motions, no slow motions, hold your position, concentrate, do not be casual, stand straight....but no stiffness?

The proportions of Kourtney’s jumpsuit on her tiny frame are doing her no favors.

“I felt I talked nicely to them.”

She is in fact that pigtail “goth” chick from the crime lab show your mom watches.

I wonder if enough other people have dropped out yet for him to be invited to the next republican primary.

I remember shortly after it happened, the cops put out a story that Liang was trying to turn the knob of the stairwell door while still holding his gun in his hand and it “accidentally discharged.” Seems like they’ve been grasping at straws since the beginning.

I think it’s about time Kanye hires a social media manager.

New York’s hottest trend this fall is the concave butt.

I’m seeing Brand New in a few months and I am unabashedly excited about it.

Because

I don’t dislike Coldplay. But I do think some people are better at writing songs for other people (Sia, Ryan Tedder) and some people are better at writing songs for themselves.

You’re absolutely right. I was assuming since there wasn’t mention of any fraud charges and since this guy’s defense is arguing the money was for services rendered, that there must be some sort of proof for the $1 mil figure. But I probably shouldn’t take the word of a guy who’s been arrested for bribery.

My biggest take-away from all of this is that the dispensary guy really needs to get a better accountant. $1 mil in back taxes?

Wasn’t there just another story about how they tried to write something for Bowie and he also turned them down? Take the hint, guys.

I thought the whole berniebro thing was a bit overblown until I finally came across one in real life. Trying to discuss different issues with him was basically just a loop of “Bernie is the only true candidate! Any other opinion you have is wrong!”

“As telegenic as an undertaker” is a phrase I never knew I needed in my life until now

Has Rich always been at the Muse?

If you squint mayyyybe Joakim Nordstrom is close