I know. How on earth could an extra player run into the field of play and it doesn’t immediately end the play?

If you really want to go that route, then how about the fumble call on Duke in the first quarter, when the receiver was fully down with his back was on the ground before Miami stripped it.

Anna let me just say that of the three Kinja sites that have covered this story, your version is the best and mostly clearly written. The gawker version gave me a headache.

I was definitely pressing too hard, since a little bit of the tip broke off as I was practicing. Oops. Other people also mentioned that it might be the wrong shade, which is probably true since they only had “Dark Brown” at the Walgreens.

Wait wait wait wait. Wait. Can we go over the eyebrow part again? I just bought my first eyebrow pencil yesterday, and after playing around with it a bit I looked like a cartoon villain.

Oh interesting, I hadn’t heard that. So he literally does everything right to try and buy this watch that he wants and they call the cops because any black guy in a nice truck is suspicious. Perfect.

The “they” she’s referring to when she says “they are at the front door” is Henson and his friend. The whole point of the call is she incorrectly assumes Henson is there to rob the store.

How exactly did they “bear a resemblance” to Henson? You realize he’s 7 feet tall right? I know people aren’t great at guessing height, but when you see a 7 foot tall person it’s pretty obvious they don’t look like a 6 foot tall person.

Employee: “I’m taking a look at the monitor. They are at the front door. They’re looking into the window. They’re just kind of pacing back and forth. I don’t feel comfortable letting them in. I just really don’t at all. It seems bad to me.”

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

Bastian’s reaction:

I’ve known a handful of women (mostly friends’ moms) that kept their husbands’ name after the divorce so they would still match their kids, I always thought it was a nice gesture. My question is, what happens if he remarries? Does he go back to his old name? Have the new wife take the old HersHis surname? Make a new…

What’s the difference between the Liberals and the NDP? Is it like center-left vs. farther left?

The account was made two hours ago. If I had to guess, it’s a troll that used a google image for their avatar to seem legitimate.

The show skips around its own timeline, a device currently used to great effect on shows like The Affair, How to Get Away With Murder, and Quantico.

My parents’ dog is afraid of: fire (in the fireplace), fireworks, thunderstorms, the vacuum cleaner, the car, and any human that is not in my immediate family. They got her a thundershit about a year ago; it doesn’t make her completely normal but she doesn’t hide under the bed anymore.

“severe and permanent emotional distress, embarrassment, past and future medical expenses, and has incurred expenses and damages relating to the unauthorized use of her image and likeness.”

Dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins > Fuckface VonClownstick

So you’re British. Cool, cool.