Watching Ashley I. cry is mesmerizing. She sounds so upset, but nothing on her face moves.

I think he’s saying that he saw Kane’s glorious locks, not the other way around. In this context he’s referring to lettuce as just the last few inches of curly hair visible from under a helmet/hat. So he’s remarking about how security told him he had to take his hat off, but Kane was allowed to keep his on (shown in…

I always thought it was “schtooped”

Trump, by his own assertion, is the .1%. 1/10, very poor trolling.

Top is Taylor Swift and bottom is Robert Kloetzly

In my experience they generally don’t operate like that. Without the application number I can’t speak to what happened in your case. But, you know, good luck with the youtube thing.

No need to call, I work there.

That is wholly and categorically untrue.