True, true. But somehow...I think that on top of all that he’d just be annoying. Anybody can execute you with an anti-aircraft gun, but it takes a certain someone to make you welcome your death because at least you don’t have to hang out with him anymore.

There are lots of shitty leaders in the world. Kim Jong-un is the only who who, to me, looks like he’s a just a complete and utter dick...a slow, malevolent douchebag. It’s a dead-eyed quality unmatched by any other player on the world stage.

Fleshlight port.

They did nazi that coming.

Well, his Dad invented sex, so...

When does the cannibalism start?

Very exciting.

Douches gotta douche.

He has no catchphrase

COMPASSION CAN’T MELT HEARTS!!11!

Yeah, I had the satisfaction of reading this aloud to the room immediately after seeing the result. We decided that henceforth Olympic pools should be precision milled from solid blocks of Invar. Problem solved!

Noam wasn’t built in a day.

All I know is that I haven’t seen dollar one yet, and if Barry knows what’s good for him he’ll keep his goddamn word.

Deed you know that parkeenk brake was inwented in Russia?

I can guarantee you that no one will do that.