That is not a Dorito.

That excellent plan presents insufficient opportunities for graft, and will therefore never come to pass.

Do you know of...Vine?

The son of David Bowie made this? Fuuuuuck.

THAT’S WHAT SHE SA-

Yes. I’ll get the rope.

He knew.

It was sweetest, most innocent bukkake, wrapped in colorful foil and hidden within the plastic grass of a basket that had something to do with Jesus.

Show us your dick!

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Well, not cool again, really...I mean, some of us always knew it was cool, you know?

Only if looking at SuperCock makes ya nervous!

THERE. WAS. ROOM. FOR BOTH OF THEM.

MH370 and Tenerife were just the accepted costs of being technologically-enabled humans who fly around in big metal tubes. Sort of like how we don’t even think about the 1.24 million people who die horribly in cars every year worldwide.

No, the next generation will learn all about whatever the first major civilian…

They didn’t sculpt “a rope;” those are Boba Fett’s Wookiee scalps. Apparently this has become a matter a some debate - padawan braids or Wookiee scalps - but I got the 12" Boba Fett figure when it came out in 1979, before padawans or midi-chlorians or Wheeee! and it said so right on the box and this now the nerdiest…

I would much rather drive my regular ass-car. Ass-cars are cool.

we’d end up watching nothing.

Now hush.