Show us your dick!

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Well, not cool again, really...I mean, some of us always knew it was cool, you know?

Only if looking at SuperCock makes ya nervous!

THERE. WAS. ROOM. FOR BOTH OF THEM.

MH370 and Tenerife were just the accepted costs of being technologically-enabled humans who fly around in big metal tubes. Sort of like how we don’t even think about the 1.24 million people who die horribly in cars every year worldwide.

No, the next generation will learn all about whatever the first major civilian…

They didn’t sculpt “a rope;” those are Boba Fett’s Wookiee scalps. Apparently this has become a matter a some debate - padawan braids or Wookiee scalps - but I got the 12" Boba Fett figure when it came out in 1979, before padawans or midi-chlorians or Wheeee! and it said so right on the box and this now the nerdiest…

I would much rather drive my regular ass-car. Ass-cars are cool.

we’d end up watching nothing.

Now hush.

That thing looks like they glued it together in a shed out back.

Well, no - this post has nothing whatsoever to do with modern politics. Go outside, you obsessive marmoset. Unplug and look at the sky,

That’s because they get to be peacekeepers, keep their defense budgets low, rely on America to come in and kill people if they need it, and then feel smug about how they’ve moved beyond all that primitive violence.

Somebody else was curious, too:

Moore is kind of the silly/goofy Bond...

Yes. Yes, you are. And just in time, too, I was about to strap a Polo mint to my face and come after you.

Not only did Giger not design a Minor Arcana for his Baphomet deck, he didn't even design a Major Arcana. These are all snippets of existing works, cropped and repurposed as Tarot cards. I've heard that the accompanying book by Akron is worth reading, but the deck itself is essentially a Giger-licensed product with no…

Yahtzee!