Buy a manual, no thief will be able to jack your ride.

Your car shouldn’t have been dressed like that if you didn’t want it to be stolen.

Fellow Michigander here, I’m interested in signing up for the Jalopnik group hike.

My argument seems pretty sound:

It’s not coffee. Also the baristas aren’t mad at customers, just the situation and some customers, like the ones who throw things at you when you tell them you’re out of supplies.

That sounds reasonable and balanced, but you know this is the internet right? THERE’S NO PLACE FOR SHIT LIKE THAT! EDIT YOUR COMMENT TO BE INSANE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1

I’m a landlord. As long as you would be willing to repair it all when you are done (or forfeit your security deposit if not), I’m perfectly fine with whatever temporary damage you want to do on my property. It’s my job to give you a livable place, and that’s pretty much it. I don’t have to be the fun police.

I feel really sorry for Ewan, he did the character justice, over came some terrible direction. Basically was the one bright spot in all of the prequels. He seems to love the character and the universe. But he also is only known in the universe for playing a version of a character in the Prequels. You know the movie…

“Meanwhile, Ewan McGregor would like you to know (again) that he’s sitting there, waiting patiently for a call from Lucasfilm, any day now.”

I’ve told the longer story elsewhere on Jezebel but the short of it is my wife almost died from an ectopic pregnancy. We generally fall back on “well we tried but God tried to kill my wife so I figure its out of our hands. Take it up with him.”

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

I’ve played the hell out of Fallouts 3 and 4 and if I saw that guy walking down the street (a random one with no cons around) I would not recognize it as Fallout cosplay, and would probably have concerns.

Lol dude, cmon. Yes, I took out the SuperDrive, which I no longer needed, and replaced it with an ssd so I would have, get this, two hard drives. Holy shit right?

Ron Swanson was the reason I knew they existed. Thank you, Ron!

I will never understand the purpose of these hacks and how these people enjoy using them.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market in Lima, Peru, and a bespoke cardboard phone stand painted by my 6-year-old. Top that.

To accent my Lenovo laptop (with the faulty hinge) I adorn my desktop with a mousepad I bought at a tourist market…

... and you’re still missing the best bit entirely; holding the clutch bite point, on a hill, with a wanker half a meter behind you.