That’s a lot of chromosomes.

Not if Men: Shut The Fuck Up is still on the table.

Goose sausage...

FHRITP would have been, oh, I don’t know, right outta left field?!

Give ‘im the boot!

Ah, all the comforts of being in Sochi, without having to be in Sochi. Just some place, much, much worse.

“Votre Uber est ici. Qui a appellez le Uber? SVP, Uber? Moi. Ici. Uber.”

Hungrybox.

Well, I suppose we don’t go very far to cater to Quebecers when they’s here.

Hence the “quirkiest traditions” reference.

I still *still* have not played this game, and I just finally *finally* bought a copy about two months ago...

“Catch any pokemans?”

Ever consider reviewing food blindfolded? These food concepts could require more suspension of belief.

Don’t kid yourself, this will get made. Nintendo knows it has to think outside of its “new” box if it expects to compete, because they know even giants can fall (SEGA).

“It was a million to one shot, doc. Million to one.”

I don’t remember my first beer tonight.

Everyone is great in this game. Everyone is like Jennifer Aniston.

I see a penis too...

I have a strange feeling this is how we got Trump.