At the very least they should be considered critical to national defense and put on the SIPRNet.

During one of the last threats/missile tests I went to a S. Korean news outlet and translated the comments to see how they were reacting. They hardly mentioned N. Korea and seemed to be arguing about domestic politics instead. S. Korea doesn’t take the north very seriously, at least from my limited experience. …

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

That’s your problem with this?

It was recently reported that two days ago several shelter volunteers have gone to the break room but did not return for their duties. Their new celebrity cat was asked if he had any information on the matter. He remains silent and spends a good amount of time licking his paws.

I was six. It’s one of those things you remember almost every detail of.

I can’t even imagine what that must have been like watching live.

Reptilicus!

I’m talkin’ Cheap Trick, ELO, ...

GRANT: You trained raptors? That’s amazing! Did you learn to mimic their vocalizations? Because I studied their nasal cavities for years and was finally able to—

I want to know about these shoplifting dogs they have in Australia. They poisonous too?

I don’t think there’s a whole lot of people who would sign up for something like this that would particularly care about that element of the danger. Or to put it more succinctly - that wouldn’t stop them from trying.

@3:20.. “My God Bones... what have I done??”

Lord Frith smiles upon us

Those boulders were Lying in Wait to damage my client’s vehicle. Unacceptable, unconscionable, and clearly, diabolical!

Realize a blizzard is on its way the moment something breaks. It’s like if your car is having trouble starting, you are definitely about to be murdered.

Ugh I want superhuman strength so I can personally hurl this guy into space. He used innocent children and Holocaust survivors as collateral in his attempts to terrorize a woman for dumping him, AND he just did Trump a handy favor. You just know now that Trump is going to hammer this trying to validate his false flag…

A few weeks ago I was driving on I-280 at night in San Jose during one of the big rain storms we’ve had down here. The on-ramp I usually take to get home makes you merge over 3 lanes almost immediately to stay on 280. While getting up to speed, ahead of me I see the taillights of a new Mustang GT. The Mustang starts…

370 years back, in this case.