Shakes made with soft serve are the bees knees.

Krunch Kote was very good and easy to roll the cones into.

I used to work at an ice creams store which only served soft serve ice cream. The were called Taylor machines which dispensed the soft serve in different configurations depends on the nozzle used. Cleaning them was no big deal unless you let it sit until the next day. We always cleaned the machines every night to…

I. DON’T. GET. IT.

“Who’s we, kemosabe?”

How many kids even think about death at that age? I know I didn’t. I was too busy playing and trying to stay out of trouble.

Captain Picard, on his little speech on creating a static warp shell and collapsing the anomaly. Mr. Data, you’re a clever man, in any time period.

I had one of those. Neatest car I ever had. I loved that thing. Had to trade it in. It had a tendency to accelerate on its own.

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

It’s Vic Romano from MXC! Or more specifically Takeshi’s Castle.

My god! That is horrendous! Poor thing had a toothache. I know what that can be like. Wierd how people still don’t understand they are called wild animals for a reason. Can you imagine trying to train a T-Rex if they were still alive? Trainor shredded in seconds.

Good dogs at Fenway Park. A little to much snap but good. And yes, I like ketchup on my dogs. Sometimes chili, but good chili not that fake hormel stuff.

Too bad all the people in the world can’t get along like this. There would be less wars.

Boston’s Big Dig anyone?

Well said, from one bullied person to another. I was exactly like that. Ignored the insults and dumping of books and just moved on. I was bullied from nursery school all the way to 11th grade. Chased, books dumped, pushed, things thrown at me from moving buses from kids. I always made it a point to get out of school…

No, he will be fucked!

I really like most of the stories on here and especially the way they are related by the columnists. No PC sh*t. Just tell it like it is. Thats the way I was brought up. No political correctness from me.

Killer shrews!

Soylent Green is made from people!