This article is absolute horseshit.

She's been murdered.

good username comment synergy.

I saw the dog coming pretty early on in that last story and wanted to stop reading. I didn't stop reading. I'm calling my dog now to see if she's ok.

Let's be honest, brother's fault for not seeing how this could go wrong.

Yup. That was a shitty way to lose a girlfriend.

Hell, the foil may have done almost as much damage to the stomach lining as the chocolate did., especially if the dog was stupid enough to wolf them down quickly. He probably shredded his esophagus even before the chocolate started taking effect.

One of the best worst stories I've ever read.

I still haven't picked up my jaw. Mother of God.

I might pass out at work

I'm calling bullshit on the e-mail of the week. The dog would have to eat about 100+ hershey kisses for it to ingest a fatal does of thermobromine, that is, assuming he bought milk chocolate kisses, which contain roughly 8mg of thermobromine per kiss. That's roughly 20 oz. of kisses. A pound and a half of hershey's…

Seriously, the e-mail of the week was an emotional roller coaster.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

I got ball bread once when my girl had a yeast infection.. no bueno.

Most dangerous places in the world, ranked:

Also: guy on elliptical talking back to Good Morning America hosts.

Also the guy sitting at the bar trying to show the bartender every video on YouTube with full volume

And people who don't turn off the fucking typewriter clicking on their iphones. They need to be deported.

Addendum: Dude in the gym locker room not only played his music through his phone speakers but SANG ALONG with it. This isn't The Voice. Fuck you.

On par with the guy that has headphones on but is rapping along with the song