My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

I just laughed so hard at that my dog came into the room to investigate.

Ignorant question... what is white out sex?

Oh man, I don't have a story, but I've been waiting for this all morning!

Chatting in random AOL chat rooms with people probably just pretending to be girls (at the time), and waiting for the pixelated boobies of Playboy dot com to load, 14.4k at a time.

This must be a relief for the people who sit next to you, who had to endure <tap . . . tap . . . tap tap tap taptaptaptaptapTAPTAPTAPTAPTAP> GOD DAMMIT FUCK! every time your Chrome crashed under the load of four hundred burly tabs.

I switched to Chrome about a year ago, used it for about 6 months, then switched back to Firefox. It's much less of a memory/battery hog and much more customizable than Chrome. Unless you're heavily invested in the Google ecosystem, there's really no reason to use Chrome. It's a very overrated browser.

I cannot love her more. Seriously, she is such a BAMF.

I understand Ruth, I get sleepy when I drink wine too.

and again. I just love her so much. this makes me love her even more.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

BAHAHAHAHA! Fantastic. Yeah, I'd be thinking at least thrice before throwing an elbow at her US Majesty.

drinking game for SOTU next year?

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

The only things you should be drinking with pizza are beer or root beer.

My stomach every time I drink a glass of milk.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.