Actually, buying beer in Pennsylvania is easy, assuming you want it in industrial quantities. See, you can't just go to a convenience store and pick up a six-pack. You can either go to a pizza shop (or some other place with a carry-out alcohol license), or you can go to a "distributor" who is legally obligated to sell…

I've lived in New York, New Jersey, and Ohio. Liquor laws are fucked up. New York allows you to buy beer and malt beverages in the grocery store, but liquor and wine need to be bought from a liquor store (but wine product can be bought from a grocery store. Chateau Diana!)

It's pretty pathetic when athletes think they know the law.

I don't know the mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance required to convince oneself that how Tamir Rice died is okay, but the police should not possess it.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

In the organization's defense, the Browns may very well know more about law enforcement than they do about football.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Best defensive play by the Browns all day

"Maybe after the two of you have realized you're capable of caring for the fur baby, you upgrade to a human baby."

When my brother got married back in '03, my mom started in after him about the "when are you going to give me grandkids?" spiel. He and his bride got a dog, and he told Mom "Beta test."

(clearly, the beta…

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT MADAM.

For some reason, things like cars and bleak office buildings seem cozier to me in the rain than my house.

That's a shame, I was really looking forward to watching the shotgun start.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

We've got it in Northern Virginia, but at $18/six-pack, I thought it was a bit expensive. For now, I'll stick with Anderson Valley's Winter Solstice and Great Lakes' Christmas Ale - both are terrific!

Hoyer had widespread support inside the locker room. No brainer according to players in there

Yeah, I'm worried for the reporters who have to wait a week to hit "Publish" on their canned stories. Truly tragic.

Smart move really. Team is still 7-5 with a slight chance of playoff hopes. If Hoyer plays terrible on Sunday then his time is done. Terrible news for the media though.

Krystel Coleman, 29, was left with a broken nose and two black eyes after Curt Hughes, 53, allegedly punched her at her sister Karyssa's wedding.