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I hate all this bullshit where idiots have to build a personal identity around bacon, but I like bacon because it tastes like salt and fat.

You are a North American, and probably a male

I disagree completely. To me this is the same thing as driving around on 4 flat tires, and then going to buy slightly-less flat tires and saying "it's a good buy because they aren't as flat as what you have now."

I disagree completely. To me this is the same thing as driving around on 4 flat tires, and then going to buy…

What? They are not Super Bowl contenders but they have been in every game and are .500. I'd be pretty stoked id I was a Browns fan right now.

this is good kinja

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Can't wait to get drunk and accidentally piss all over Office/Lab +160

A poll on the Flyers' website asked fans whether they would rather have ice guys or ice girls. As expected, ice guys finished last.

Sure, by all means, let's enable and validate an idiot commenter's idiocy.

Steve Bisciotti looks like a guy that Joe Pesci is trying to kill.

"We'll be right back. Me..uh...Pardon for us."

You'd be stoned in some countries for doing this.

It's not often a news anchor gets to use a story to reefer to her own business.

Baked Alaska

Ah, fuck it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Ms. Greene! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, madam! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Greene? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

I have to be honest, I would have had no idea that woman was a pothead until I found out she was unemployed.

Get off the sidewalks? GET OFF LAKE SHORE DRIVE!!!

You bring up a good point here that I glossed over: Cyclists riding on the sidewalk. Stay on the road!

I'm fine with the DIVVYs, as long as they act like regular bike riders. BUT GET OFF THE FUCKING SIDEWALKS.