You don't think a satellite can read a tail number on a plane?

The thing is, when something goes missing, you don't know where it is. Such is the nature of missing.

It did. And holy shit is it gorgeous.

I'm trying hard to answer this. I'm 40, was raised on and love baseball, but not with the passion or attention that I once had. So I'll try to list the reasons that I can think of.

Idiots - those are chair people, and the place is absolutely packed.

Way to be a complete asshole to the deceased, their families, and a whole city in one shot. You are the embodiment of everything that I hate, incarnate.

Fuck off. Don't make jokes about 4 kids dying within a day of it happening.

I don't think this is one of those stories to post jokes on

maybe he's trying to get the kinks out of it to use on the bathroom condom vending machine.

Here it is! The referenced .

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Maybe Manziel is on the bench for his own sake.

THERE'S NO CROSSFIT ON THIS LIST

I have been at my job for a year and have been looking. Have a good lead now that I am waiting for the official offer (I hope...all signs point to that). I feel like once you feel there is no room for growth, it is time to switch and pick up new skills.

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Last year I had to follow this group of idiots for 7 miles. They refused to pull over to the side and held up a line of traffic. At an intersection I snapped this photo of their scattershot riding formation as they then darted into traffic. I yelled at them, "It's not 'Breaking Away'. You are not a Cutter!" Oddly,…

This is what happens when assholes think the main problem they're having with another human being is their mode of transportation rather than the fact that other assholes exist.