For size perspective, 406 mm is the exact same size as twenty inch bicycle wheels. Those are some wide ass shells.

Thank you for your tireless dedication to journalism, sir.

Which week?

Counterpoint: Those sheep are pretty herded.

Same boat - left an Ohio town for Seattle. There are some states where it's so competitive, or just plain terrible trying to get a job that it's almost always a good idea to move.

As a graphic designer in Florida with my GF in financing, unless we're looking to get into nursing, real estate or insurance, we're SOL.. So we're looking to (hopefully first find work and) move to CA.

Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

I'm surprised nobody put that face on any appliances from The Brave Little Toaster! Reminds me of that air conditioner.

That jump must have been fast due to the BALLS OF STEEL possessed by the D-Day vet.

The Time I Threw Up at the Post Office

The correct acronym you are looking for is TC which stands for Tactical Chunder. It is to be used at times of peak drunkenness to minimise next day hangovers, prevent the unstoppable public puke or to allow for more booze to be put into your system.

This is the best thing on Deadspin in weeks.

This is pretty damn accurate. Last time I had a good hard puke, I threw out my back so bad that I required a trip to the emergency room. There are plenty of thing's I'd rather do than go through that again. Including the rest of your list.

1) Toe-curling orgasm

Details, man, details. This deserves descriptors.

Any of those names/spellings send the Resume right to the bottom of the pile...thanks Mom & Dad.

Ways I have seen Jackson spelled (I work in a hospital so I see them all, I think):

A lot of cyclists like to wear all black and take marking devices off their bikes.