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What did you think? The people of Oman still fly around on carpets? Get with the times.

Isn't this also like a quiet place to go fuck or jerk off during the day?

Fighting over a little strip, is that all they fucking do in the Middle East?!

In lieu of severance, Lombardi has been offered "salary rebates."

This is nothing. Millions of Russians are stuck in the closet.

Emergency Operator: Now, just to be clear, you're a man stuck in a shaft and not vice versa, correct?

If Michael Sam can come out of the closet with ease, an elevator should be no problem for him.

Feel the rhythm... Feel the rhyme... Get on up... It's time to move to a new fucking hotel.

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

Um...not to go off topic, but this definitely does not look like what it's trying to portray... (at least to me...)

I keep watching the GIF.

Poor thing must be off his axis to fall to Russia like that.

Is anyone truly surprised to see a guy slip and fall? This is what happens when you put Greece at the front of a parade.

Fuck ski jumping. Give me tire jumping.

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Really hope the United States Ski Jump team can get their shit together this year.

Seems appropriate. Pretty much anyone can have the Browns coaching job, but just about everyone sucks at it and doesn't last more than a year.

Biathlon is badass. Whoever came up with the idea of combining skiing with shooting guns deserves a nobel prize.