You should be neutered.

If that is a Sochi dog at the cross-country venue, it has already been chased 80 km out of the town. Give it a break.

In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

BoC: Excuse me, waiter, I'll have an Arnold Palmer.

no bombs in the toilet

Can anyone explain to me what the hell the bottom right guy in the Sochi toilet rules graphic is doing?

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

He's 27 and in the prime of his career.

Toews: "I'm so sorry, Kaner."

North Korea can only dream of achieving corruption on Russia's epic scale.

I know North Korea is bad, but Russia is giving them a run for their money.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

Ah yes, Russia shitting the bed on the world's biggest stage... but at least they can shit while holding hands!

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

Can we please curb the use of "Truther" as a description of these type of people and use the more accurate "Paranoid Schizophrenic"?

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

As long as it isn't gay trash.

I hope the car has 4 Michelins