no bombs in the toilet

Can anyone explain to me what the hell the bottom right guy in the Sochi toilet rules graphic is doing?

"Fuckin' noobs. If you really wanna burn Shaun White, all you gotta do is rise."

He's 27 and in the prime of his career.

Toews: "I'm so sorry, Kaner."

North Korea can only dream of achieving corruption on Russia's epic scale.

I know North Korea is bad, but Russia is giving them a run for their money.

someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

Ah yes, Russia shitting the bed on the world's biggest stage... but at least they can shit while holding hands!

If you think this is bad, you should see Chernobyl. There, a fish ran into the Dogt Stadium.

Can we please curb the use of "Truther" as a description of these type of people and use the more accurate "Paranoid Schizophrenic"?

My girlfriend used the same trick to sneak into my house permanently.

I'm a college professor who occasionally teaches Western Civ courses. The topic of Greek's mini-penises comes up regularly. Here's what I know.

Let's just say, for argument's sake, that you grew up in Syracuse and still love their basketball team, but got the fuck out of town at 18, because it's an ice covered shithole, you might not be all that stupid.

I'm going to use the comments for a brief and unapologetic fan letter. Deal with it.

Fucking pussies. I grew up in the Tri-State area and now live in central NH and everyone is acting like this is their first winter in the area. Put on a coat and have a flask in your pocket, problem solved.

It looks like my private prediction that the Seahawks wouldn't win a Super Bowl until Hell freezes over is about to come true.

Drive a car with a manual transmission.

Let me give you a bit of advice Mike Pettine. Rent, don't buy. You'll thank me in 11 months.