There's a great restaurant in Denver called Olive Garden. Olive Garden has gained a following since 1982 with its ample portions and relaxed ambience. It’s known for its classic lasagna, fettuccine Alfredo and chicken Parmigiana.

We already know it's knot looking good. Why pile on even moor?

People who do this (intentionally) are the WORST. Blowing pot smoke in your dog's face (or even worse, feeding them THC-laced food) is not funny. And yet, some shitstain inevitably thinks it's some kind of HILARIOUS JOKE. Ugh.

Josh Fucking McDaniels turns you down. Your star player is one bong hit away from being banned for a year. You're actually acting as if Norv Turner's leaving is a loss- because it is. You 1st Round QB of the future is over 30 & he was the better of your two 1st Rd picks that year. Your owner is looking at doing prison…

I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

A-Rod: ::steps on guy's shoes::

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How the hell are they planning to play the game without footballs?

- Jets

HOW DO I LOOK IN THESE??!!

"He has a flattering body."

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

Sorry for the quality. Did this on my phone while pooping

Am I the only one who likes Clark? I just think it needs a few tweaks to make it more accurately reflect its namesake.

Simpsons did it!