At least he was casual about it. Unlike women, who always have to make such a big production out of ceilings.

Oh man, he is going to be so confused later when people ask him what his handicap is.

[Reads article]

[Sighs and chuckles]

[Reads Barry's comment about where he was told to intern]

[Bashes head on keyboard and can't help but chuckle some more]

-24-year old who would love the chance to network with everyone on this email chain and spent three of the last five years of his life at a South Dakota journalism…

I'm an M.S. student at Columbia J-School. The career services department has shown a hilariously superficial interest in seeing me land a decent job after graduation. This whole clusterfuck is comically apt. Keep doing you, J-School.

What's amazing is that normally, Columbia J-School would charge $40k for that kind of career and networking opportunity.

"Please don't remove me from your list."

All very good tips, however the headline is incorrect.

Don't lower your water heater below 140.... Straight from OSHA:

"Grace approached the mound, only to find Maddux in an state of obvious physical excitement, the kind normally reserved for passionate endeavors."

See also: Final quote.

Must have been a real treat for Miami sports fans to see someone finally get to first base.

Employee #1: Hey man, you see this email from IT? It says we can now access all our documents and music and whatever from anywhere we log on, as long as we put our data in the "cloud." That's pretty cool.

You must already be in week 2.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

Good. I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

I'm not sure what part of that made the guys from Century 21 come in and try to sell her a house.

Hey, we duelin' or what?

Let's just hope that plane isn't waiting for him back at his shack when he gets home.

Piss all over the car?