seriously, wtf is that?! Ice cream at the beach on a rainy day?

Gotta love the email and bacon functions...

I called. You're a dickcheese

Although I went to a 4-year university and am glad I did, I wish trade school had been presented as more of an option. 4-year college was sort of shoved down all of our throats as the best and only path, and it's simply not the right path for everyone. Had trade school been presented in an equally enthusiastic way, I…

This is really awesome. +1

I've been to many basketball games. Anytime a player takes a shot the arena lights up with camera flashes. I like how it was just one flash for Perk.

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L.

People who don't like football in the snow are on the same level as those who watch American Idol and find nothing wrong with a hockey team in the desert.

When I hear the phrase "Mexico City Smoke-Out," I picture something a bit less hectic.

Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I thought he was referring to the Chiefs loss.

" Kansas City Chiefs.

Come on man, this is the nfl, show some respect. Its a redskin burial site.

Apparently the crime scene does not include the hood, front fenders or tires of the vehicle, but does include part of the adjacent car.

Did Chief Wiggum tape off the Jeep? That's quality work.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

To remove the bag when your done, just close the shower curtain, reach in, and turn on the shower full blast!

Upcycling? Is it so hard to say "reuse"?