My feedback and reactions, coming from a fellow Midwestern journalist, cyclist, and someone who knows a handful of messengers, a few of whom participated in Stupor Bowl:

You know nothing about what it means to be a journalist.

Never fails.

I'm pretty sure they still sell shitty beer at that BP on Carnegie and E. 9th St. There's always that place!

Do you think by this point these emails are written with the hope of Gawker/Jezebel picking them up?

As a Browns fan, I'm so conditioned to coaches getting fired that I was about to correct you in this comment that you missed Mike Pettine on your list.

I watched that whole video just to see the refs NOT make a call? WTF?

Thank you for this. I have been guilty of perpetuating this myth.

There's a race in Pittsburgh called the Dirty Dozen, which is basically the bicycle equivalent of this.

Ohio is easy. So is Illinois. PA is the worst.

Agreed, Pennsylvania is hands-down the worst state to get drunk in, if you can even get that far.

Too dog; didn't read.

My friend, you have a dog trapped in a cat's body.

Yeah, +1

Great Lakes Christmas Ale FTW.

So meta.

Did David Lynch direct this?

Did you go to Great Dane pub? Great spot.

/Browns fan

Poor girl was so, so lost.