Honest question. How often do pro athletes get tested for drugs? Just curious about the circumstances under which they get caught with substances in their system. Are the tests random, or does there need to be a suspicion that they're using?

Well played, +1

Hell yeah, I was there. It was awesome. A Rhodesian Ridgeback in front of me was eating a helmet of Irish Fries. My dog, here, just wanted to sprint circles on the grass, or something.

Not even Adam Dunn could get a woof out of the bleachers.

I was at a Sox/Indians game the other night in Chicago, and my friend (Sox fan) and I (Tribe fan) both could recite the Indians' starting lineups from the '95 and '97 World Series. Now, I can barely keep track of the young guns. Thank God Sandy Alomar Jr. is a coach now - he's the one stronghold of those years who's…

I was at your book signing/reading thing in Lincoln Square, and you certainly looked flushed. But the whiskey and steins of Stiegl at the Brauhaus next door brought your color back. Also, I don't think that was Korean food that turned your shit red. It was probably the Portillo's from your previous trip, reignited.…

#Texas

You had a baby and you expect a free coffee? Fuck you.

The poor girl at :40. OUCH.

Last Monday? Last year?

I've read this 10 times and I'm thoroughly confused. Who is Hunter?

I don't think anyone will argue against the level of assholery this loud guy displays here. However, as a cyclist, I wouldn't have wasted a second of my time listening to him, egging him on. Just keep riding.

Welp, you definitely don't speak for cyclists.

Chicago, IL (Bucktown)

Arrows would've been helpful in the dotted lines, but otherwise very useful.

Yuengling gets props for being the oldest brewery in the U.S. That's about it.

For me, it's weird. I grew up in Cleveland, where they did not sell Yuengling up until a few years ago, so any time I could get it, it was exotic and cool but it still jived with my Rust Belt sensibilities. And as an Ohioan, buying anything…

Something I'm pretty sure you can only get in Chicago.

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

Ha, I snarfed when I read this.