Thank you for this. I have been guilty of perpetuating this myth.

There's a race in Pittsburgh called the Dirty Dozen, which is basically the bicycle equivalent of this.

Ohio is easy. So is Illinois. PA is the worst.

Agreed, Pennsylvania is hands-down the worst state to get drunk in, if you can even get that far.

Too dog; didn't read.

My friend, you have a dog trapped in a cat's body.

Yeah, +1

Great Lakes Christmas Ale FTW.

So meta.

Did David Lynch direct this?

Did you go to Great Dane pub? Great spot.

/Browns fan

Poor girl was so, so lost.

Honest question. How often do pro athletes get tested for drugs? Just curious about the circumstances under which they get caught with substances in their system. Are the tests random, or does there need to be a suspicion that they're using?

Well played, +1

Hell yeah, I was there. It was awesome. A Rhodesian Ridgeback in front of me was eating a helmet of Irish Fries. My dog, here, just wanted to sprint circles on the grass, or something.

Not even Adam Dunn could get a woof out of the bleachers.

I was at a Sox/Indians game the other night in Chicago, and my friend (Sox fan) and I (Tribe fan) both could recite the Indians' starting lineups from the '95 and '97 World Series. Now, I can barely keep track of the young guns. Thank God Sandy Alomar Jr. is a coach now - he's the one stronghold of those years who's…

I was at your book signing/reading thing in Lincoln Square, and you certainly looked flushed. But the whiskey and steins of Stiegl at the Brauhaus next door brought your color back. Also, I don't think that was Korean food that turned your shit red. It was probably the Portillo's from your previous trip, reignited.…

#Texas