You had a baby and you expect a free coffee? Fuck you.

The poor girl at :40. OUCH.

Last Monday? Last year?

I've read this 10 times and I'm thoroughly confused. Who is Hunter?

I don't think anyone will argue against the level of assholery this loud guy displays here. However, as a cyclist, I wouldn't have wasted a second of my time listening to him, egging him on. Just keep riding.

Welp, you definitely don't speak for cyclists.

Chicago, IL (Bucktown)

Arrows would've been helpful in the dotted lines, but otherwise very useful.

Yuengling gets props for being the oldest brewery in the U.S. That's about it.

For me, it's weird. I grew up in Cleveland, where they did not sell Yuengling up until a few years ago, so any time I could get it, it was exotic and cool but it still jived with my Rust Belt sensibilities. And as an Ohioan, buying anything…

Something I'm pretty sure you can only get in Chicago.

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

I go back to the Lifehacker article on using a binder clip:

Ha, I snarfed when I read this.

Just make sure you "forget" to flush whenever you visit a Flying J. Street justice.

Clevelander here. My everything is exploding.

Good God, excellent.

Bravo. Just bravo, Deadspin.

Cleveland is riding high right now. How about the Cleve?

Yep. I know your feel. Here in Chicago, it's flat as a pancake. We have to get out to the 'burbs for any terrain. The biggest climb in town is the Damen Ave. bridge.

I see what you did there.