They generally don't. Occasionally, after drinking a dozen $6 Bud Lights, a few will escape the playpen bound by Irving Park, Armitage, Southport and the Lake, and come to at Carol's, wondering why they're not at Kincade's anymore .

EOTW: I like that this happened at Carol's Pub. Whenever I set foot in there, my knee-jerk is to order a High Life and shot of Wild Turkey, which I never drink anywhere else. It's the only 5am honky-tonk bar in the city worth losing a jacket at. I hope that giant old doorguy, who looks like Santa wearing faded denim…

Conversely, I went to 12 years of Catholic school. I'm 28. I don't recall once ever diagramming a sentence.

Or Surly Hell. That's an easy-drinkin' lager. Props to Half Acre for making the list!

I think he paused to check the shit that instantly filled his pants.

Yeah, you probably don't see anyone, period, at The Cell.

Word. Have you ever been to The Boundary at Damen/Division? HOLY BROS. One of my pals had me meet him there after Do Division last year, as he was hanging on some older woman with Skrillex or LMFAOXXO!@! or whatever the fuck they're called, and I did not fit in. Never again.

Yeah, I was going to mention RN. But I feel that while, yes, bros do flock to River North, there's still an element of decorum you must abide by. Whereas in the area I outlined, drunken Bro decorum doesn't exist. Also, having been roped into Bro outings in River North, it's so fucking expensive that getting blacked…

Ha, thanks. Just popped in my head. That logo always sort of bewildered me. The Cub in that logo doesn't look particularly interested in baseball. Rather, like he's just shuffling his way across the hat with a tool, ready to take on his rote, mindless task: losing.

Hey, post it one more time.

Yep. This.

Midwest love. Was just out in PHX, Tempe, Sedona and Flagstaff. Just to thaw out, you know.

I'd say the Chicago Bro description is accurate. Definitely should've mentioned cornhole/bags, and the Cubs hat with the alternate logo, where it's a white cub holding a bat, but it actually looks like the cub is about to go mining.

They also don't venture much beyond a rectangle bound by Irving Park, Southport,…

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Oh my God. Awesome. I love the last tire, just WRECKING the ramp.

Top right guy could be interpret weird, too. Passing kidney stones? Pissing BBs?

+1

This is face-palm hilarious.

[Yawn.]

He's right.