Double Double, Animal style! Hell yeah. In N Out Burger is awesome.

I'm in tears. In my office in Chicago. Bravo.

As someone who has aspirations of Columbia, Medill, Scripps or Annenberg, I think I'll just keep plugging away at my mid-pack editor trade pub job that keeps me fed in Chicago. Thanks for the intel.

Brilliant.

Not into the name Vezel. Don't like looking at it, trying to sound it out, the way my mouth feels when I combine those letters. It sounds like something (ornament? vase?) I should be impressed with at a rich person's house but could give two fucks about, and would make fun of after I left.

This storm is 'Boreas,' which I think is a Greek word for "meteorologist boners."

Right. You get 2 freebies on the Illinois Toll Roads before they come after you.

The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

My dad had an Eagle when I was growing up in the 90s. Thing was a tank in the Cleveland winters. Talk about a real life Canyonero.

I sympathize. It takes my girlfriend and I, like, 25 minutes to watch the first round of a Tivo'd episode of Jeopardy because she's always yammering throughout the show, then we have to rewind every answer.

In most places, it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. I don't understand why drivers think the sidewalk is some viable, reasonable alternative.

Bike salmon.

It's seasonal on the LFP, as you know. I try to commute through the fall and winter, and man, I practically have the path to myself.

So, that's technically still a pairing(?)

+1.

Holy shit, dude. That was great. More! More comments!

B. Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

I hope the Browns scouts are paying attention. With Hoyer out, Weeden desperately needs a backup. This guy might do the trick.