Yeah, I was going to mention RN. But I feel that while, yes, bros do flock to River North, there's still an element of decorum you must abide by. Whereas in the area I outlined, drunken Bro decorum doesn't exist. Also, having been roped into Bro outings in River North, it's so fucking expensive that getting blacked…

Ha, thanks. Just popped in my head. That logo always sort of bewildered me. The Cub in that logo doesn't look particularly interested in baseball. Rather, like he's just shuffling his way across the hat with a tool, ready to take on his rote, mindless task: losing.

Hey, post it one more time.

Yep. This.

Midwest love. Was just out in PHX, Tempe, Sedona and Flagstaff. Just to thaw out, you know.

I'd say the Chicago Bro description is accurate. Definitely should've mentioned cornhole/bags, and the Cubs hat with the alternate logo, where it's a white cub holding a bat, but it actually looks like the cub is about to go mining.

They also don't venture much beyond a rectangle bound by Irving Park, Southport,…

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Oh my God. Awesome. I love the last tire, just WRECKING the ramp.

Top right guy could be interpret weird, too. Passing kidney stones? Pissing BBs?

+1

This is face-palm hilarious.

[Yawn.]

He's right.

Double Double, Animal style! Hell yeah. In N Out Burger is awesome.

I'm in tears. In my office in Chicago. Bravo.

As someone who has aspirations of Columbia, Medill, Scripps or Annenberg, I think I'll just keep plugging away at my mid-pack editor trade pub job that keeps me fed in Chicago. Thanks for the intel.

Brilliant.

Not into the name Vezel. Don't like looking at it, trying to sound it out, the way my mouth feels when I combine those letters. It sounds like something (ornament? vase?) I should be impressed with at a rich person's house but could give two fucks about, and would make fun of after I left.

This storm is 'Boreas,' which I think is a Greek word for "meteorologist boners."

Right. You get 2 freebies on the Illinois Toll Roads before they come after you.