The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

The toll roads around Chicago are insane. It's worth it to get the I-Pass, if not for the reduced toll fee, to avoid the soul-shattering inconvenience of going through those bucket change counters. It fucks up traffic, too.

My dad had an Eagle when I was growing up in the 90s. Thing was a tank in the Cleveland winters. Talk about a real life Canyonero.

I sympathize. It takes my girlfriend and I, like, 25 minutes to watch the first round of a Tivo'd episode of Jeopardy because she's always yammering throughout the show, then we have to rewind every answer.

In most places, it's illegal to ride on the sidewalk. I don't understand why drivers think the sidewalk is some viable, reasonable alternative.

Bike salmon.

It's seasonal on the LFP, as you know. I try to commute through the fall and winter, and man, I practically have the path to myself.

So, that's technically still a pairing(?)

+1.

Holy shit, dude. That was great. More! More comments!

B. Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

I hope the Browns scouts are paying attention. With Hoyer out, Weeden desperately needs a backup. This guy might do the trick.

Nor I. But seriously. This place. Click on "specialty sandwiches." Look at the ingredients.

Have you ever been to PJ's at Frambes and High? Where you can get a sub comprising all of the 50 foods listed above, plus a case of Natty Light for a deal?

Huckleberry twizzlers FTW.

Best Philly I ever had was prepared in a trailer sitting in a parking lot off I-90 in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

I hope you win a Pulitzer for that perfect assessment on Skyline Chili. I hope Cincinnati becomes part of Kentucky in my lifetime.

Why do these idiots keep videotaping things like this? It's like they're asking to be found guilty.

[Spits coffee onto screen.]