Way to support your brick and mortar store. Go try out a product it carries, knowingly lead the retail staff on (wasting their time), cajole them into acquiescing to your bullshit "Hm, I'll think about it" exit clause, then leave the sales floor and buy it online.

I remember one night when DadBoner first got going, my roommate and I drank, like, 43 High Lifes, and tried to find Paddy's bar at the country club that he supposedly patronized. We found something, and waited to see if DB posted that he was there, so we could call the bar. But we realized everything is written…

Doesn't Qdoba have breakfast burritos now?

You don't even need the Primanti sandwiches (which are fucking delicious, BTW) — Pittsburgh fans smell anyway.

Baseball and Golden Retrievers and blues and snow.

Woof!

I live in Chicago now, and the brewery down the street is called Half Acre. Named after Devil's Half Acre, PA, where the owner is from. Good stuff if you're ever in Chi.

Yes, except it's not on the river. It's in Ohio City, which is on a bluff above and set back from its west bank. Though, it's not far. Ohio City has several craft brew options now along W. 25th St., but Great Lakes is by far the biggest and most well-known.

You must live in Pittsburgh, don't you?

Walgreens makes a beer?!?

Labatt is awesome. Why would it be on the list?

I drank 17 High Lifes (Lives?) the other night after I finished moving in. It was awesome.

Bike commuting helps. It's about 35 minutes each way for me.

Hahaha, great post.

I'm watching this gif while listening to some house music, and Kyle, you can really cut a rug.

If you start at the top and press+hold your Page Down button, it's like watching a timelapse of all the people you'd see walking down the strip in Vegas on a Saturday night.

Okay, yes. You're felt.

I don't feel you. Dwight isn't LA's hometown hero. LeBron was.

I'm doubled over on the floor. Literally, typing this on the ground.

Love those Nissas Tsurus. Wish they were street legal in the U.S. I'd buy one in a heartbeat. Perfect for whipping around the city. They seem to be the cab vehicle of choice in Mexico, when I visited there.