These were text messages?

In the shape of New Mexico. Sweet.

This is an ironic suggestion, but perhaps you're right. I stopped buying Under Armor precisely because, over time, each garment trapped body odor and the wash could never remove the stink.

This is poor journalistic practice on Meisel's part. If you post an incorrect tweet, never delete it. Be transparent. Post a correction. Or, if you do delete it, tweet why it was deleted.

I've never heard of players being fined for flops. Now that LeBron and Stephenson got equal $5,000 fines for flopping the same play, what sort of hypothetical precedent could this set? Would bigger, more dramatic and theatrical flops result in, say, a $100,000 fine? Would players have to act like they've been…

You must have excellent luck.

This.

This is one of the most spot-on comments I've ever read here. I'm an editor for a small trade pub, but alas, I still need to produce content.

The Clevelander is strong in this one.

Sounds like you have access to a lovely place to ride. I still don't see your point.

Meanwhile, Michael Wilbon remains in the studio, nonplussed, smelling his own farts.

This was awesome. I love humanity.

Zach Braff should lay off the cotton candy. Dude's getting chub.

Bravo, Top Bar Killer.

At least Ohio State is getting its money's worth.

Or mushroom stamp. Or pretzel pound. Or hot dog haymaker.

Agreed. #1 is the worst.

Pssst..."correspondence." Feel free to delete this after.

+10,000

Drew,