Fuck regional alliance switchers. Fuck the Bears. Blackhawks I dig, because I didn't have hockey in Cle, and I enjoy Patrick Kane throwing up middle fingers and publicizing his mullet to get amped for the playoffs. Bulls deserve dap for their playoff run without D-Rose for a season. Fuck the Sox, fuck the Cubs.

Whoa, easy there, Charlie.

Actually, brown. A point of delectable pride associated with the former Cleveland Stadium, and sold now only at the Browns stadium. Don't knock it til' you try it. It's my diplomatic offering here. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadium_M…

And just to close the loop here, I live in Chicago. I…

Stadium mustard only, please. - Clevelander.

Yup. Plus top-end components (everything you put on the frame) can add up.

One of the damaged bikes is a Merlin, which is titanium. The other I saw damaged is a Firefly, which I can't tell if it's titanium or not since they built with other materials, but they're handmade in Boston and aren't cheap. Plus the ENVE carbon fork—the Firefly is probably worth $5,500 at least, assuming it's a…

I'm mesmerized by this. I keep watching it over and over. And I feel sick each time, imagining what must've been going through the pilot's head the moment he realized the stall was occurring.

Never experienced it on a large airliner (737 or so), but it's happened several times on smaller jets (Embraer). Off the top of my head, Chicago to Detroit; Denver to Colorado Springs, I recall they asked people to move.

+1

You could drive a Peterbilt truck through that grill.

Perhaps times have changed. Most of the on-air broadcast journalists I went to school with all went on to do an MSJ before they set foot in a small market TV station.

Man, right? Aside from the profanity, both anchors sounded like they had a stroke. What the hell were they even saying?

Yes, I am being very, very sarcastic. I'm astonished you couldn't detect it.

Those West Virginia beaches are nice this time of year.

Read his tweets. This guy is the DadBoner of North Dakota, minus DB's impeccable grammar. How does a "journalist" get a job without a mastery of English? Sad.

[Forehead smack]

Dude, right?! I am *dying* after reading that one.

Suck Cut.

Dah! You beat me to it. Well played. Parma's also one of those places where one day, I imagine seeing a father and son putting pots and pans on their heads and head-butting in the driveway, like that Simpsons episode.

You nailed it.

Ohio State HWP officers are terrifying. They're all T1000s. When I lived in Columbus near the HWP academy, they'd all jog through the city in the summer, like an Army platoon, chanting and striding in perfect unison. The leading officer would just lead them into traffic on High St., no f*cks given, right through OSU's…