Goddammit I hate when people call pizzas “pies.”

Why, are you looking for pointers, dunce?

There are a thousand ways to say that nicer. Or you could have chosen to shut the hell up.

No, because that is STUPID AS FUCK.

Because only a moron wouldn’t realize it was meat.

How about you just drink your special water with a straw? Problem solved, and you don’t sound like a weirdo.

Because human beings evolved to like cold water as a sign of fresh water. Anyone who prefers it room temperature is probably a weirdo who likes old fish or meat that is starting to turn.

Well, he totally didn’t say that, but you go on saying so.

I was on your side until you felt that someone eager to share an interest of theirs was them telling you what you should and should not like.