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Horrible clothes btw. Every single outfit, so meticulously put together, so awful.

Don’t you dare slander Heat Miser! 

Hey don’t you compare that cave troll Trump to Smeagol, Smeagol was corrupted by the evil ring. Trump is just shitty all on his own. 

That was beautiful, especially considering how many fascist right wing thugs see themselves in Covington. It was like when Jesse Owens beat Luz Long in the 1934 Olympics, except apparently Luz Long was somehow kind to Owens. He was a fascist but I guess not a bully? Go figure.

Listen, I know I ruined all those children’s lives, but I gave them candy and ice cream. FOR FREE. Why won’t anyone think about that?

What even the fuck.

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a

It’s the seeding.

Not for me, Jake Tapper can kick rocks. I cancelled him a long time ago. 

My saucy 13-year-old has started saying, “Ok, Boomer,” every time I ask him to do something. Joke’s on him, though; I’m firmly Gen X, and we care about nothing. We’re dead inside. 

This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

A nation’s fate held to ransom by whims of dicks. 

Ding, ding, ding, ding!!!!

lol, the Curb music gets me every time it’s used appropriately.

I’m going to register www.ndranghetaknickknacks.com right now...

I’m generally in favor of arresting anyone who has a higher boarding priority than me.

Really puts Nunes’ reaction into context, doesn’t it?

I hear it more a la Sgt. Schultz...

Yes.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.