I can’t find a quote, but I remember William H Macy pontificating as to how bad television was for children under five while he was promoting his voiceover role on Curious George. The upshot was that, while he and his lovely wife had enough money to give their own little babies better options/challenges/prizes galore,…

Just privlaged, selfish, White Women breaking the law for their own good and escaping any consequences. Usually, by crying that they are the victim. Nothing new here.

Reading this makes me so mad, and Eva Longoria helping her, god.

“all I was doing was giving my daughter a fair shot”

Fuck this. Motherhood is bewildering? Yeah, I’ll bet it is, but throwing money at the problem so your little Chad or Becky get to fail their way to the top is bullshit. Especially when other people have faced hardship to earn those spots.

Back in Obama or Clinton times, a President’s child would be disrespectful wearing such a slovenly outfit.

And as an ex-Navy SEAL, he’s statistically more likely to have suicidal friends than almost any other demographic...

I have an interesting gun story that I think I bored you all with before.

Just so I’m clear: you think my friends are domestic abusers/criminals? Seriously that’s your argument? That they can’t pass a background check?

My husband does the dishes from the morning every day when we get home from work. This does not mean i’m going to have sex with him, it just means he a decent person who does dishes. He also cooks more than I do. I do the laundry and most of the cleaning. It all works out, and when we want to have sex, we have sex,…

And this is why I have my 3 year old son help with the laundry, unloading the dishwasher, and washing windows, because I refuse to raise another generation of men who are incapable of doing housework without being asked (shakes fist angrily at mother-in-law).

I call this “You’re more likely to get laid if you don’t royally piss me off”.

I don’t know what to make of that HRC tweet. But if it’s an indication she’s going to run for President again... I don’t know, man. I might just walk out into the Pacific Ocean and let the sweet embrace of death take me.

But I’m sure Meghan did something today that the Daily Mail can be outraged by instead of talking about this.

I also get cringey when I see a fellow #boymom (gross) taking her 5 year old son out for dinner and is like “Date night with Aiden!” Um, it’s not a date night. It’s you and your son out to dinner. WTF. 

I’m a mom of a six month old boy, but I’m not a #boymom. Not only do I not have time to read mommy blogs or get into mom culture, but it seems very limiting for mothers to build their outward identity around motherhood. I mean, yeah, I spend like 80% of my time when not working or sleeping with my baby, but at least I…

The majority of the trolls who want to make some sort of discriminatory comment have never ran half a mile in their entire lives. 

Ah yes, the country that declares the Men’s World Cup trophy (created by a Frenchman and awarded by an organization based in Switzerland) is “coming home” anytime they string a couple of victories together is schooling us on arrogance. Got it.

“Nation that hasn’t won jack since 1966 wonders what it’s like”

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”