Any family only needs three kids max. The two main ones and the spare.

I’m just here to say that I never realized Cincinnati was the same shape as Alaska and that it’s freaking me out.

Yeah, Sox fans are the salt of the earth.

It’s always been like this. Doesn’t matter if they win or lose, people are going to Cubs games to get shitfaced in the stadium and at the bars just steps away outside. There’s pretty much zero parking in that area, so people just get on the Red Line or take the bus there and back. The bars are overcrowded and the…

Also should be taken into account are the Cubs play the most Day Games.

From what I understand, Phelps’ body has been proven to produce dramatically less lactic acid than the average human, allowing him to recover much faster from physical output. He’s a biological freak with a giant wing span and super mobility that allows him to move his body in a way others can’t -- I haven’t seen…

Meghan’s whole schtick is literally trying to make eating dogshit pallatable. It’s as if her whole purpose in life is to be a talking space filler of word salad false equivalency.  

The song..........is bad. The video isn’t great either but the song! Woof.

Calling degrees “worthless” just because they don’t necessarily translate to a high-income position post-college is so, so idiotic. 

It is completely bananas how much we pay for college. I went to community college for the first 2 years of undergrad in the late 90's/early aughts and thankfully that cost me less about $1,000 a semester. I could barely afford that. I had to work full time to pay tuition and rent but I lived in a relatively low cost…

1993 was the last year an undergraduate could pay a year of tuition through a summer time minimum wage job.

What a shitty take. 

People who couch it as “free stuff” are peak disingenuous and intellectually lazy. 

But if I didn’t get it, then I don’t want anyone else to get it.  [paraphrasing selfish assholes]

Also “my son’s self-esteem will be irreparably harmed if he’s aware a girl is better then him at something.” 

No one seems to care much that co-ed sports is doing irreparable harm to the psyche of America’s little boys. [...] During one game, Kate Lynn stampeded over Justin repeatedly, which, of course, did wonders for his fledgling self-esteem.

During one game, Kate Lynn stampeded over Justin repeatedly, which, of course, did wonders for his fledgling self-esteem. After the third knockdown, I quietly pulled him aside and advised: “Remember that rule about never hitting a girl. Let’s suspend that for the next 40 minutes.” But he never did because she was…

It’s funny to me that this guy equate soccer with socialism, considering soccer, at least in Europe, about as ruthlessly capitalistic as anything. No salary cap, little revenue sharing, etc.

A size 11 for me pls.