Trump was never going to get along with anything called “the intelligence community.”... Half of the time he wastes incompetently concealing his illegal activity, and the other half illegally concealing his incompetence.

Diaper issues were resolved with Senator Vitter several years ago.

I know violence is never the answer, but so many people in this administration, from the president on down, could really use a good ass-kicking.

That’s strange. I was wondering why birds kept asking me to kill people from the Interior Department. Now it all makes sense!

Ah I stand corrected, thank you! I had seen people saying she couldn’t run so I was under the mistaken impression that was correct.

Or he’ll rail against Starbucks for caving in to the left.

“I never went to Prague, but I spent a lot of time in the Czech city of Praha.”

So America is an abandoned amusement park? Yeah, that seems about right...

This is good.

May he never have another solid bowel movement again, may his socks always roll down into his shoes, may he pass loud and foul smelling gas at every wedding, baptism, and funeral he attends henceforth, may he always drop food onto every shirt he wears forevermore.

I truly hope that from now until his death, Paul Ryan is plagued by sensation that he’s just about to sneeze, yet never actually can sneeze.

Is that where he buys the mom jeans that he thinks make him look like the common man?

Dems are experts at finding ways to screw things up. I have faith in them.

There is no guarantee Dems will win the House and/or Senate. We need to get involved - donate, calls, hit the streets. Sitting back and hoping the GOP is just going to implode is NOT going to be enough.

THANK YOU NICKI!! Now everyone can shut-up about CardiB and remember again what a real woman rapper sounds like.

Well, he does have very small rocks...

That was my first thought, but a part of me feels like the key to appropriation is the power element. A dominant culture’s assumed right to go in, pick whatever part of another culture appeals to them without the okay of that culture, often make money off of it, and then move on.

I’m currently rewatching GG, and all I can think is “Damn, Serena is dumber than a box of hair.”

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”