My phone buzzed. Picked it up. Nuthin.’ I think the emergency alert was cancelled by the fact that I had an incoming message about storytime from KidWrecks’ teacher at the exact same time.

My happy place is imagining all the out of shape dudes I would get to fight when they try to mansplain that Serena is not the world’s greatest living athlete. 

I realized the other day, that if one of these guys died (any Trump, Kush, Neilsen, Sanders, Sessions, Miller, etc. etc.) my first reaction would be joy. I don’t want anyone to be assassinated, because I would be afraid of reprisals against the accused doer and anyone of his/her race/religion/politics. But if one of…

If memory serves, she was excoriated for years by the right, but I mostly think that was for being black, a woman, and having the audacity to say or do anything.

Fuck right off, Susan B. Anthony List.

In a job interview I was asked what how I thought I could contribute to promoting women in leadership positions. I said I would lobby hard for policies that helped new parents establish better work life balance - on-site daycare starting at 6weeks, subsidies for childcare, flex-time. Midway through explaining how…

Ugh. I wondered about leverage, though it was bleaker - I’d support ending the Mueller investigation tomorrow if it ended all detention of asylum seekers regardless of where/how they entered the country.

That is a game-changer!

Well, there’s my nightmare fuel for this evening.

Know your audience! Most of the actual genocide er, “taming,” was the army’s job.

I thought I was the only one yelling that epithet at the car radio when there are no children within earshot. Comforting to know I am not alone.

I know they’ve pegged the beginning of life to the moment of conception, but do Mike Pence and his ilk have an equivalent milestone for when they stop giving a fuck? Crowning?

With two on the board, I am exiting the baby-having game, but this article still put a knot in my stomach. Two random tips for anyone struggling financially with pregnancy/delivery/postpartum.

Eh. It could have been worse. He could have proposed at Jersey Gardens.

Since he knows the difference between a person and an umbrella, I think that barman oughta be promoted to the regional ICE director.

Wouldn’t attempting to get the blood pumping through a human body filled with fist-sized holes make things much worse?

If only he had been wearing yoga pants instead sweatpants, Plaxico Burress would have never done time.

Does the fact that there was a payment 15 months ago to cover up the crime reset/interfere with the statute of limitations on the original crime? And I realize it might vary misdemeanor v. felony.

If it makes you feel better (maybe?) it is clearly adultery, which is still a crime in New York.

Satan has a much better understanding of the consequences of threatening North Korea than either McMaster or Bolton, so yeah, #teamsatan