And the answer song “Unstoppable Achievements”.

(adjusts nerd glasses) Boba Fett is not a Mandalorian - he does not follow Mandalorian culture and was not born/raised on Mandalore (in fact, I don’t know if he’s ever been there).

Bruce Wayne is essentially a Randian superhero. Howard Galt with guns. One extraordinary man, can, with sufficient will (and, just as it happens, an inherited fortune) make up for the shortcomings of the state.

To be fair, it’s still not the worst week for Kurt. 

Jeez.

Knowing that this movie is going to be hitting close to a three hour run-time doesn’t make me want to see it all that much. 

Chill, straightedge, but fights villains with a weaponized Jazzmaster.

I’ve never been that happy, about anything, in my life. Ever.

I um......grew up in a very uncool time. Looking back at 1985 is painful. 

The Bat and The Cat?? I would not watch a film so dour, I would not watch it for an hour!

you mean sliding across the floor in his stocking feet?

I’m sure Moon Knight’s powers (used to?) increase with the fullness of the moon. I hope there’s a bit where he powers up after someone shows him their bum.

Damn. I fucked up so bad I should apply for a job here.

Leslie now needs to play a criminally insane Orion.

Oh look I just copy/pasted the tweet she did about and and made a comment that’s more useful than this article, weird!

Cool! I guess I’ll find out what it actually looks like by searching elsewhere because you need an Instagram login to use the link in the article. If only there was some way to, I dunno, link the image directly to a post that’s entirely about said image?

A few other cursed films:

Disagree. I hate country and I’m so-so on rap/hip hop--it’s like someone pulled that song directly from my nightmares.

It’s a so bad it’s good kind of thing. I was singing along at the start of every episode.

needs more boyd crowder!!!!!!!