“Moves Like Jagger” should have been called “Moves Like Tina Turner,” because Mick stole all her moves lol

Van Halen R&B covers all fall flat for me

“and I require 2 slices of pie for dessert.”

I never saw Roadhouse, but I’ve heard that you’re not supposed to put baby in a corner.

as with any music biopic, I’d rather just watch a good documentary on the subject.

Yeah, honestly....I like my beer to taste like beer. It doesn’t need dessert toppings.

oh? You still listening to “Sesame Street Rocks?” You’re dumb af.

Just look at him. You know he’s guilty. He oozes smarm.

What do you call it when somebody gets triggered like you did? That’s what happened to you. You saw the work “woke” and confronted me, completely missing the context. You thought you would be the internet hero for the day. Is this how you spend your day? Are you wearing a cape?

I always wondered if Joel thought he was rapping with “We Didn’t Start the Fire.” “Here’s a bunch of random words that sort of rhyme. I got this rapping!”

you got all excited to play hero for the day. It’s hilarious. I’m as progressive and liberal as they come. You got triggered by a buzzword.

I was a teenager when he started having hits. I never understood his popularity. It’s stuff my aunt would listen to. Barry Manilow. Carpenters. Billy Joel. And then that ridiculous “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

a lot of people are crying about “woke” films. I think it is because there are women in them. The good news is I like women. My joke here is that I’m not using “woke” as a reason to avoid films. The reason I’m not going to see the latest batch of superhero films is because they are getting progressively dumber. I see…

Are they really banking on this being a successful movie? It can’t possibly be good. I don’t know....I’ve stopped going to a lot of these recent comic book films. Not because they’re woke. It’s because they are dumb. There....I said it.

Come on! He thought he would look pretty in the shoes, so he stole them End of story.

D’Onofrio was born to play Kingpin. When I was a kid reading Spider-Man back in the 70s, this was the guy I pictured in my head.

I also didn’t enjoy going to work

I thought it was about 2 episodes too long. She’s not really a Native American mystic in the comics, right? She’s a street level fighter with a photographic memory for fighting styles...or something like that. I would have preferred something like that, instead of whatever this was.

Why am I afraid that we’re going to get a movie length Star Trek musical?

Given the subject matter (Jesus), yes, 80 minutes is too long.