what’s your obsession with sex and minors? That’s all in your head.

looking at the amount of comments you left, I think it’s you that needs a life

I was going to buy movie tickets recently, and a teenager asked if I would buy 2 tickets to an R rated movie for him. I looked at him funny, and he said “I’m not 18" lol. He gave me the money and I bought him the tickets. Anyway, if kids really want to see a sexed up historical drama, there are ways to get those…

people must not have much to do these days. “I’m going to see a sexed up historical drama, and a movie about a doll! The movie studios say I should, and I can’t resist the hype!”

I was going to go see it for the porn scenes, but then I heard it was going to be 3 hours long.

yeah, “whimsical” is usually a hard “no” for me

I’m hoping to score a perfect 10 on my reverse-Barbenheimer

what if it turns out that Maria Hill is still alive? Do we still have to talk about this?

but you’d have to hear that it was good first? You’re not actually making plans to see it unless you hear it’s good?

admittedly, I don’t know much about the size of the Barbie market. Anybody that didn’t play with Barbies is probably a hard “No” on going to see it. Well, good luck Barbie. Maybe it will be the start of a Barbie craze.

I know that the film industry desperately wants both these films to succeed.....but neither of them really appeal to me. It’s like the least essential film weekend of the year for me.

I’ve read a few articles that said Narcan is also given to people suffering from septic shock. In the comments, a few people who said they were doctors and pharmacists said “no, it’s not.” She just OD’d, right?

I already saw a word in these reviews that is like Kryptonite to me: “Whimsical.” I understand that all films aren’t created with my interests in mind. Is hype alone enough to sell this film? Even if my girlfriend wanted to see it, she knows I would suggest that she goes with her daughter instead. It just seems like…

I like the Master of Kung Fu as a gritty street level character. I don’t like the film as a comedy. I don’t like it as a CGI dragon showcase. And as far as I’m concerned, the 10 rings of power aren’t arm bands. They are rings that go on the Mandarin’s fingers, each with a ridiculous power.

you know they’re going to have a Deadpool/Elektra dance/fight lol

that reminds me that I’ve never seen Hasslehoff Fury lol

she should demand that she publicly apologizes to herself!

His last film will be another 5 hours of the Hateful 8.

I clearly remember when my dad called my brother and I down to the family room because Marvin Gaye was about to sing the National Anthem. That’s the top one for me.

I’ll probably go see it on $5 Tuesday. I’m not expecting a lot, though. I like Harrison Ford, and I like Indiana Jones....but it is the 5th movie. I’m not expecting anything new and we all know the 4th one sucked. That’s why this movie won’t be a huge success. It’s kind of a nostalgia piece for seniors.