Jesus. Who has time for nail art these days? Seriously though, I'm a college student with a decent amount of free time on my hands (okay, not on my hands apparently) and I just have so many other things that still take precedence over my nails...

You guys, I am a fully functional adult woman person. I have nice handwriting, can cut out shapes with the skill of a kindergarten teacher, and thread a needle like it's my job. But the minute you ask me to paint my very own fingernails, I seem to turn into a toddler that someone got drunk, spun around a bunch of…

I'm not a fan of nail art, but hey, to each her own. (I also may be influence by working in hospitals for the past 10 years where artificial nails are a violation of the infection control policies, and by the fact that if I manage to go more than one day with a manicure without chipping it I consider an effing…

I'm letting this trend pass me by, too. I might even rebel by sticking to the slightly-pinker-than-my-flesh-toned, short, rounded-square manicure that I usually reserve for days I have to wear a full suit. Punk rawk!

Nothing is more classier than a man who uses proper grammar.

Nothing is more classier than a lady with one tone/color on their nails. Preferably red or pink.