Dear Toyota,

As long as that douche Phil Collins isn't around, doesn't write a song about it and call me out in the middle of a concert I'll be fine walking away from it.

1st gen MR2. Mid-engined, peppy, fun, light, quick and you'll look like an earth conscious drug dealer from the 80s.

I don't know about using exotics or cars you have long admired as daily drivers. When I was growing up, a friend of mine in high school was working as a welder. He bought a rust bucket 67 Camaro SS to rebuild. Through sweat and blood he rebuilt that Camaro and invested a lot of money into it. When he was done, he…

'92 Corrado SLC:

But they can't swim and I would assume since they're dead all their gasses would have escaped. Thus they will just sink. However they cannot die unless there's a severe brain trauma. Which means... that they will roam around the ocean floor and feast on the marine life. Which equates to... Zombie Sharks. We're fucked.

It's bigger on the inside.

If you live where there's snow and drive a lot... paying that extra $1-2 for an undercarriage wash at the car wash at least every two weeks (IMO). I had a buddy's exhaust pretty much disintegrate because he was cheap.

I was going to be an asshat and point out that this didn't really answer the question. But then I got to thinking and it actually does.

There must've been a loose seal in the car that caused her to crash into the Pontiac.

I'll disagree. Being an inefficient center who's only way to play defense is clotheslining people is a disability.

#1 is a Suburban!?! Really!?! Must be some rich family. If that's the case they must have overlooked the CTS-V Wagon. It wastes about as much gas, just faster... and sexier.

I'll have to disagree with #5. It doesn't count if Top Gear reruns can't show the Senna special because of FIA.

Just got back from my vacation. Am I late for the "Let's bash any and all American Car Shows that's not Top Gear UK but tries to expand interest for motorsports and cars other than Nascar and trucks" party?

Too much to read so I just glanced at it.

Hahaha, I had to take second look because I wondered what recipes and cooking had to do with cockblasting.

"...but at the back there is a spoiler which rises up at a given speed for no obvious reason at all. "

Arrgh I clicked on the link to mention Michele Mouton and her quattro but... darnit. I believe she also raced in LeMans.

I don't want to be the umpteenth person to point out the obvious and say the Chaparral 2J. That's a given. But... how about the Brabham BT46B. Gordon Murray couldn't add the aerodynamic ground effects to the Brabham because of its honking Flat 12 engine, so why not have a fan expel the air from underneath the car?…

+1 for Carlos Alazraqui. Danny Trejo would have to be the inmate they're transporting who gives sagely advice to Bill.